188 LINES ABOUT 99 SPACERS

	Luprand was a well bred pup, Courtesy draped his every word
	Orion reckons he's got genius, Wit sharper than his sword
	Terotrous' lack of digits Dealt the china it's messy fate
	The Loser Hero caught himself Snagging more than he could take Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm… (Would you like some Flan©?) (*steal*) Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
	Turnsky, feral photographer, Shares his screenshots with the lads
	McDuffies was a straight-up cat Took his kicks right in the nads
	Asarea's a German frauline A Dedicated Star Wars fan
	Phalanx was a girl of action Don't mistake her for a man Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm… (Furries!) (*shakes fist*) Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
	Axonite's postcount owes It's entire life to Free Assos.
	Cortland's hair's really sweet Spiky, full and filled with gloss
	Toxic Avenger lived his life As a character of some Kubrick flick
	Soap Committee, drama queen Her posted links you dare not click Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm… (*sets pants on fire*) (OHNOES!) Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
	Vorticus's avatar suggests He misinterpreted KEENspace
	Dutch!'s job as first grade teacher Explains how he gets this place
	Ratbert is a psychopath No one knows quite what he's on
	IVstudios spent his life fighting with his inner demon Mmmmm.. *bursts out through the wall* GRAAAHHHH!!! *kills everyone*
	Jim North ensures he's DM Absolute power turns him on
	Warren is old and married Chases children off his lawn
	Spoder Mon, HE SHOT WEB! Everyone loves that little devil
	Collapse is the stubborn type Uses contrast instead of level Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm… (HOW DO I SHOT WEB??) (Mmm.. Redheads...)  Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
	Komiyan's days are numbered, 50 foot beasts are not good
	Cope's got teeth and horns But really just wants to be understood
	Van Douchebag uses navy grammar Rouses up the status quo
	JexKerome has points of view His personal opinion: "Nyo" Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm… (Nyo!) (Bark!) Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
	Corgan Dane's a bone to pick Yellowed ribs from nicotine stains
	Chaos Cricket's from Oklahoma! Where the Wind Comes Sweeping Down the Plains
	Noise Monkey's made-up recipes Work out every now and then
	Mercury Hat's strange obsession Was for certain fungi and men! Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm… (Mouse! Kekeke) (*pees on the carpet*)  Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
	xmung saw through materialism Proved his point by going bare
	RPin had eye-surgery, Got a boob-job while he was there
	Isukiyomi's menagerie was always at beck and call
	Keffria was much too pretty She didn't do that shit at all Uh-uh. Not Keffria. Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm… (There's a Lizard in my kitchen!) (Why is it not naked?) Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
	JPSloan's a modern rebel Draws his comics while at work
	Geoduck's Mansion of E is where weird creatures lurk
	Maria used seductive charms My orientation she tried to sway
	Michelle notched the pressure up She's the one who turned me gay Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm… (The best kind !) (It's pronounced Gooey-duck) Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
	K-Dawg is a cheeky monkey Throwing feces is not nice
	Kris X was a cuddly Kitty, Wish she'd help out with the mice
	Tim is a happy man Vengeance to the world at last was nigh
	Col is popular with the ladies As several adverts testify
	Beyonder Alpha has a robot voice and a button to switch him on
	Jaster placed his schedule after Procrastinating on the john
	Heffaloop's got zombie problems due to looks that raise the dead
	STrREDWolf thinks this page's too long "THAT'S IT! I'M LOCKING THIS THREAD!"

...THE OTHERS

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